The Mystery of the Smell-Free Poop

Yes, my friends, such a thing exists. Rarely seen (smelled?), this elusive entity has finally been spotted, confirmed, and explained.

A few months back, Frankie had some butt surgery. Yes painful, yes inconvenient, but also very necessary.

After the surgery, he did have some issues with his "anal tone". Needless to say, I had never heard this terminology (which is probably a good thing). It means that he had some issues with holding in poops and farts (oh yeah, WARNING: this article may ruin your appetite.)

When he farted, it would make noise. Lots of it. That was funny. But when he would bark, sometimes a small piece of poop would come out. Not funny.

For the first 2 weeks after the surgery, I slept with him out in the living room. This was to keep him from jumping up on our bed. He had to wear a doggie-diaper, especially during the evenings.

There were a few mornings I would wake up and find a small piece of "dirt" on the towel he was sleeping on. It looked like dirt, smelt like dirt, felt like dirt (ew). But, upon closer inspection, it was obviously not dirt.

It was Smell-Free Poop.

At our next vet appointment, the vet was asking questions about Frankie's Anal Tone. I asked her "so, what's the deal with the Smell-Free Poop?" She was perplexed and had no answer.

A few days later, I received a phone call. It was the vet with an answer to the Smell-Free Poop mystery.

Apparently, because Frankie's butt-hole's muscle-tone was loose, air was able to move both in and out of that orifice. With that air-flow, the usually closed anal "system" was now aerated.

And with that aeration, I guess his anal "system" wasn't "fermenting" as much.

Hence, The Smell-Free Poop.

I think this article was TMI. Oh well, hungry now?!



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