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What goes around comes around...

One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson." Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening ...

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What's with men who give woman these pussy handshakes? Are they afraid they'll break our hand 'cause they're so big and strong? Last night on " American Inventor ", George Foreman gave this one woman the weakest handshake I've ever seen. Maybe it's just me, but I HATE that. So men, quit it! PS. This happened to me in my pre-crip days, so that's no excuse.