I am so offended!

This the the image that was on a recent birthday card to me:



I'm so offended!
I am a very uptight, stodgy, stick in the mud, conservative LADY.

How dare someone give me a card like this!


PS. NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

NH Yocal said…
Great picture. Just like squirrels, you gotta love nuts!
3:55 PM
Anonymous said…
If he were in America today they would suggest corrective surgery to tighten all things handing around.
9:39 PM
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