Ring My Bell
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who:
- would treat her nicely
- wouldn't run away from her
- would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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