TMI

A conversation I had today:

She: I went to the beach this weekend, but I didn't have much fun.
Me: Why not?
She: The person I was with liked to lay on the beach all day. I don't like to lay on the beach anymore.
Me: Why not?
She: Because I don't like sand in my vagina.
Me: [cracking up]

Comments

Anonymous said…
not funny cause i know who she is!

(its kinda funny)

lara
2:18 PM
The WillaWoman said…
I knew you'd figure it out!
2:59 PM
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