Dogg-E-mails

The other day I found these emails archived on my system. I knew it!

-The WillaWoman


----- Original Message -----
From: "Frankie" [frankie@dogzrule.com]
To: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]; "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
Subject: Bored


Dudes! Wake up! I found the coolest web site with hot babes.

I'm bored, let's do something. Let's put all the pillows on the floor and then jump on them. Then let's move all the rugs around. Then let's lock ourselves in the bathroom.

Oh, by the way... One of us has to figure out how to escape from the bathroom. I can't do it all, ya know!
Frankie
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]
To: "Frankie" [frankie@dogzrule.com]
Subject: re: Bored


I'm so telling on you. If mommy ever finds out you were on her computer, she'll have a fit and not feed us or something worse. Maybe she won't play ball with us.

I have a book for you. Read it!

Mommy never trained me to pick up the pillows. She's totally going to get tired and cranky when she has to pick them all up. Then she'll be too tired to play ball and it's going to be all your fault.

Count me out.
Willie
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
To: "Frankie" [frankie@dogzrule.com]
Subject: re: Bored


I didn't do it. I'm never bad. Shhhh, what was that noise???
Barney
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Frankie" [frankie@dogzrule.com]
To: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]; "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
Subject: re: Bored


You guys totally suck! You totally don't know how to have fun. So we all get in trouble, who cares! We never remember why we're in trouble anyway!

Willy, you think you're so special cause mommy takes you out all the time. Just remember, you're not getting any younger, dude. And Barney, take that stick out of your ass and have some fun! You were young once too, remember?

Look at me, look what I can do... I can run, I can jump, I never need sleep. I can do it all!
Frankie
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
To: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]
Subject: Frankie


William, can you believe that young punk? He has never respected his elders. Someday, I'm going to put some sleeping pills in his food so we can get some rest!
Barney
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]
To: "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
Subject: re: Frankie


Barnard, I know what you mean. We need a plan. Next time he wanders into the bathroom, you come out and tell him "I bet you can't lock yourself in there". He'll so do it, and then we'll get some peace and quiet!

Want to play with the ball?
Willie
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Frankie" [frankie@dogzrule.com]
To: "Willie" [Willie@ServiceDog.com]; "Barney" [Barney@GoodDogs.com]
Subject: re: Bored


Don't think I don't know what you're planning. I've already looked up on Google how to open doors from the inside, so I am soooo escaping from the bathroom. So there!

I'm bored again!!!! Let's dig in daddy's planters! Weeee!

Frankie
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Comments

Anonymous said…
you crack me up...

and so does frankie, barney, and willie!

lara
12:13 AM
Anonymous said…
I know you don't dress your dogs up...but this is way too cute not to show you!!!!

http://www.thepamperedpup.com/shopping/iss-bitchesloveme-tee.htm

ll
12:16 AM
dom said…
That Tiny URL is very cool , thankyou
11:46 AM
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