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Today is a good day!
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Not only do I feel pretty good today, not only has my itchy skin not flared up too bad (so far... allergies suk!), but to top it all off I FINALLY GOT ONE!! Got what, you ask? Got a freakin' deadbeat, low-life, holier-than-thou, I can park anywhere I want, parking on the handicap hash marks like a jerk, IDIOT!!! Today I went to the doctor's office to have my itch fixed. I pulled into the parking garage only to find that there was one handicapped spot left (there are only two available). BUT, between the two crip spots there was a jerk parked on the hash marks. You know, the hash marks that designate "no parking". "No parking" because us crips need room to maneuver our wheelchairs next to our cars. Those hash marks. So I couldn't get my wheelchair next to my car and I had to finagle and adjust my routine for exiting the car. Pain in my ass. Time to take action. I used my handy-dandy Blackberry to record the make/model and license of the shithead'...
Labrador 'runs' for mayor of Fairhope, Alabama
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FAIRHOPE, Ala. (AP) -- One of the candidates in the race to become Fairhope's next mayor is considerably more hairy than the rest. He also has twice as many legs and a constantly wagging tail. Wille Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane is a 7-year-old yellow Labrador retriever whose owner has taken a satirical poke at politics by launching the pooch into the race. But Willie Bean may not be up for that rough-and-tumble world. "When a little dog barks at him, he cringes and he runs away," owner Tress Turner told the Press-Register in a story Sunday. Turner, 43, manages The Coffee Loft, which is also the dog's campaign headquarters where supporters can purchase T-shirts and yard signs. Some of his supporters say all the politicking, name-dropping and sign-maneuvering in the seven-man Fairhope mayoral race is wearing on them weeks ahead of the Aug. 26 election. "I think he polishes up the field," said Vince Kilborn, 66, of Fairhope. "We need new blood." Kilborn, f...
My new pet
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My new pet Originally uploaded by WillaWoman "I am your Density"!! That's his name... he's a common Boa constrictor imperator. I adopted him from a confiscation. He needs some fattening up but overall he's healthy and very calm. I like him! (Can you name the movie the above quote comes from?) Click photo for more pix...
Woman accused of stealing cat to get back her dog
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GREENACRES, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a South Florida woman stole a couple's cat to get them to return her dog. Linda Urioste's black Labrador was recently picked up by animal control officers and later adopted by Jutta Hollar and her husband. Hollar learned a couple of weeks later that Urioste had been to the shelter looking for the dog. Hollar says she had considered returning the animal until she met Urioste, who yelled and threatened to sue. A few days later, the couple realized their cat was missing. Police say Urioste left a phone message with the Hollars saying that she had their cat and was willing to trade it for the dog. Police charged Urioste on Saturday with theft and extortion. She was released from jail on a $6,000 bond. A telephone number listed in Urioste's name could not be found, and it was unclear is she has an attorney. --- Information from: WPBF-TV, http://www.wpbfnews.com/index.html