The smartest dog
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.The first was an engineer.
He said, "My dog can do math calculations."
His dog's name was T-Square and the engineer told his dog to get some paper and do calculations, which the dog did - no problem.
The second man was an accountant.
He said his dog was better.
His dog, Slide Rule, was told to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into three equal piles, which the dog did - no problem.
The third man was a chemist. He told his dog, Measure, to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10-ounce glass.
The dog did - no problem.
All three agreed each dog was very smart.
Then they turned to the union member and said, "What can your dog do?"
The teamster's dog was named Coffee-break.
He said, "Show these boys what you can do."
Coffee-break went over, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he hurt his back, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workmen's compensation and left for home on sick leave.
He said, "My dog can do math calculations."
His dog's name was T-Square and the engineer told his dog to get some paper and do calculations, which the dog did - no problem.
The second man was an accountant.
He said his dog was better.
His dog, Slide Rule, was told to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into three equal piles, which the dog did - no problem.
The third man was a chemist. He told his dog, Measure, to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10-ounce glass.
The dog did - no problem.
All three agreed each dog was very smart.
Then they turned to the union member and said, "What can your dog do?"
The teamster's dog was named Coffee-break.
He said, "Show these boys what you can do."
Coffee-break went over, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he hurt his back, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workmen's compensation and left for home on sick leave.
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